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Adventures in Librarian-ing

[intothestacks]

So this little kid donated a book to the library a couple weeks ago. 

They’ve been coming into the library every so often to look proudly at their book on display and tell anyone who’ll listen about how they donated THAT book, it has a sticker the librarian had them pick out that they got to sign their name on in the inside cover and everything!!!! (I saw them once excitedly insist a high schooler grab the book and open it to see the sticker, much to the high schooler’s amusement, lol).

Today they came into the library to ask me where their book was, ‘cause they’d looked around the past little while and couldn’t find it anywhere.

“Ah, that’s ‘cause it’s out right now,” I explained.

Their jaw dropped and their eyes went wide, “It’s out?!”

“Yep! It’s not here because it’s at somebody’s house right now.”

“AT THEIR HOUSE?!”

They started practically vibrating in excitement.

“Yep!”

“Like, for real?”

“Uh huh.” I grinned, “It’s the second time it’s been taken out too.”

“TWICE?! It’s been taken out TWICE already?! Oh my goodness! Oh my goodness!!!!”

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Something tells me that’s all they’ll be talking about tonight at dinner. lol

[taraljc]

this is so pure

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[bunsen]

trying to make a situation better but ending up making it worse like

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[seesalt]

Me: I’m gonna set a personal deadline 

Me to me: She’s a huge pushover do whatever you want

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[eevart]

Just thinking about people making year-end summaries of their accomplishments and also about reasons to keep yourself alive through the next year. Sorry, it’s a bit of a sappy comic.

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[mrsmosby-wannabe]

Y’all John Mulaney didn’t die in Infinity War J.J. Bittenbinder taught him better than that

[nikadd]

john mulaney when thanos arrives: you want this stone? go get it!

[freckldbellamy]

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[bellamaeblaeke]

John mulaney lying tummy up in wakanda, flailing his arms and legs: YOU’VE GOT TO THROW THEM OFF THEIR RHYTHM 

[supernovablake]

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